Friday, March 27, 2026

Orontes found

Ok I think found the answer to my chronology conundrum. I found that it was D. Martin Dakin's Sherlockian book where I had read about the October date for the Orontes troopship in A Study in Scarlet. Strange that the Annotated Sherlock Holmes didn't make a note about it at all. Dakin describes the previous research on the ship by Percy Metcalfe, and he cited a "Sherlock Holmes Journal" article as the source. But of course, that was from decades ago and I despaired of being able to buy an obscure SHJ article anywhere online. They do sometimes show up on Ebay, but the "Baker Street Journal" issues are fare more widely available.

Just when I was despairing of ever locating it, I found a 2 volume book called The Grand Game: a celebration of Sherlockian Scholarship edited by Laurie R. King and Leslie Klinger. It basically gathers together lots of different Sherlockian essays from several decades, and I was able to see Metcalfe's article listed in the table of contents. The 2011 book was published by the Baker Street Irregulars, but their website listed it as sold out. I searched some rare bookshop sites trying to find a secondhand copy to buy, but it was nowhere. I began to despair again, until I found the book on OpenLibrary, where I could create an account and "borrow" the book so I could read the digital copy. Hooray!

Percy Metcalfe's 1959 article began on pg 83, and he says that he looked for the Orontes ship in the Naval and Military Intelligence column of the Times from July 1880 to December 1881. He found that the Orontes was pressed into "special service" no doubt because of the huge defeat in Maiwand that month, and was sent with some troops for Afghanistan and India on August 3rd, 1880. (So even though its regular routes were the West Indies and South Africa, the ship could be diverted when needed.) The ship arrived in Bombay on September 1st, delivering the troops, then it waited a couple of months.

On October 31st, she left Bombay for Portsmouth... [arriving] on Friday afternoon, November 26, bringing home the troops from Afghanistan, including 18 invalids.

So Metcalfe is theorizing that's when Watson went home to England. For months afterward, the Orontes ship was back to transporting troops to and from the West Indies and South Africa, its usual routes, so it didn't sail that Bombay-Portsmouth route again. As he said, he had checked all the dates through December 1881 to make sure there wasn't another special trip.

The only problem left is how Watson got out that early, when the rest of the 66th regiment was besieged in Kandahar and not able to leave India until January 1881. Metcalfe addresses that issue in the rest of his article. Citing some contemporary military dispatches about the Battle of Maiwand, he notes that "the 66th Foot (the Berkshires) were indeed with General Burrows on that fatal day (July 27th, 1880), except for two companies under Major Ready which were on detachment at Ghilzai."

Metcalfe is not saying Watson lied. He's saying that Watson served at Maiwand and got wounded in the battle, but then Murray threw him on a packhorse and rode out to Khelat-i-Ghilzai to join the other part of the regiment, thinking he would be safe there. Watson was too injured and faint to know where exactly he was. Eventually the wounded people were taken to Kabul, not Kandahar, then later they were sent to Peshawar hospital, while the rest of the survivors retreated to the garrison at Kandahar. It's suggested that these soldiers had enough to do defending the fort, and they didn't want to be responsible for wounded troops too. I mean, there were sick and wounded people at Kandahar too, but they could have become so over the month-long siege.

So apparently that's how Watson avoided the siege at Kandahar, came down with enteric fever at Peshawar, but eventually recovered enough to be sent home on the Orontes in October 1880. Well, I mean if you want to keep A Study in Scarlet in 1881; other Sherlockians prefer 1882 or later, and have their own justifications for that. I guess I could have gone either way on it except that I didn't want Watson to be mistaken about the ship name.

Discombobulated

I'm all aflutter and disoriented. I guess it's good that I didn't post a final canon chronology yet, because I was dithering about format. Now everything's upset and awry. But at least I know now where people are coming from with their various chronologies pushing Study in Scarlet to 1882, 1883, and even 1884. The old accepted 1881 date clashes with real life history, and now I'm muttering about the Orontes and Malabar in a daze.

It all began when I was reading STUD again, the first chapter where Watson says he returned to England on the "troopship Orontes" but does not give us any dates. I thought I remembered reading somewhere an October-November date for the Orontes in Klinger's Annotated Sherlock Holmes, but no, it's not in that book. It must be in one of the other Sherlockian books I've read. I at least know that I didn't hallucinate the date, because Trumbull's chronology gives a very precise date of Sunday, October 31 – Friday, November 26, 1880 on his timeline. Unfortunately, when I try to search online for a primary source about that ship, Wikipedia says that the HMS Orontes (1862) doesn't go to India at all. It sails to South Africa and the West Indies instead. What the hell? Do Sherlockians just have different references offline that online references do not?

So after searching around on Maiwand history sites, I found a link to an 1887 book by John Percy Groves about Watson's old regiment the 66th Foot which served at the battle of Maiwand. I didn't have time to read the whole book, though, and I focused mostly on Chapter 13, talking about the retreat from Maiwand. It says that after losing at Maiwand, the British troops were besieged at Kandahar for weeks, until General Roberts came to their aid in September:

The 66th marched from Kandahar on the 1st October, 1880, en route for India, and arrived at Quetta on the 13th. After a fortnight's rest at Quetta, the march was resumed; Pir Chowki was reached on the 3rd November, and from thence the regiment proceeded by rail to Kurrachee, where it arrived on the 7th November.

Major C. V. Oliver, who had been left at Kandahar to bring down a convoy of sick and wounded, died of small-pox, on the 10th October. [my emphasis added]

....

On the 19th January, 1881, the 66th under command of Lieutenant-Colonel S. G. C. Hogge, proceeded to Bombay, and sailed for England next day in H.M. troopship, Malabar.

The Malabar reached Portsmouth on the 18th February, and on the 19th the regiment disembarked, and proceeded to the Isle of Wight, to be stationed at Parkhurst.

....

We must now bring these brief records of the 66th to a conclusion; for we have reached that period in its history when — the territorial system of organization being introduced — the regiment ceased to be designated by its time-honoured number.

On the 1st July, 1881, the 66th Foot became the "2nd Battalion, Princess Charlotte of Wales' Berkshire Regiment"; at the same time, the green facings, which had been worn for upwards of 120 years, were changed to white.

So not only are they telling me that the Orontes has nothing to do with India, but also that Watson couldn't have returned to England until February 1881, assuming he was in the "convoy of sick and wounded." So that does not leave any time for him to live in a hotel a long time, then meet Holmes, then spend weeks studying him before the case arrives in March. It would be better to push that March 4th case to next year in 1882 at least.

But how could Watson have got the name of the ship wrong? And didn't he mention that he went to Peshawar hospital where he got enteric fever? Did the wounded soldiers from Maiwand go directly to Peshawar and not get stuck at the siege in Kandahar? And did they, or did they not, take the Orontes from Bombay to Portsmouth? I'm so confused.

Edited to add: I've resolved it, and edited the Wiki page to reflect that. 

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Discovery

I improvised another chicken thigh recipe in my slow cooker, using leftover wine and sauce. My crockpot indeed cooks the chicken so well that it falls off the bone, but it also makes the skin soft, so I wonder why recipes still insist that I should brown the skin in a pan first, if the skin isn't going to stay crunchy.

Meanwhile, I heard that some AI video service called Sora shut down and Disney backed out of its huge AI deal. (I heard it was because the Supreme Court ruled that AI products can't be copyrighted; of course Disney always wants to own everything it can.) Disney still wants to buy AI stuff, so I hope the bubble will burst soon so all AI stuff gets shut down. Then maybe I could resume my Disney+ subscription if they do decide to renew the Muppet Show. Why does it take so long to announce a TV renewal? Wasn't it a hit? I had also heard that Sherlock & Daughter was a hit for the CW, and yet no announcements still. It's puzzling.

Last night on Youtube I discovered a 1940 Mr. Wong mystery starring Keye Luke as the detective. It always bothered me that the old Charlie Chan movies had a yellowface actor and contributed to stereotypes about Chinese immigrants. Luke plays the Jimmy Wong character without that kind of tomfoolery, though he interacts with other Chinese characters who have thick accents and pidgin dialogue. There's also an Asian female lead played by Lotus Long. The actress was actually of Japanese descent but she adopted a Chinese stage name to avoid the Japanese internment camps during WWII. How sad. It's a shame also that the Wong film series didn't continue with more starring Luke.

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Hopes and Pleas

Well, the equinox was on the 20th and it's officially Spring now. Bluebonnets are blooming along the highways. I don't have any Spring Break from work, but maybe I'll try to schedule some vacation time this summer.

I binged all the Young Sherlock episodes, and most of my non-spoilery reactions were already posted to Bluesky. I enjoyed the strong women characters and how they worked in the Married Women's Property Act and institutions into the plot. I didn't mind the steampunky anachronisms, and the costumes were quite lovely too. Their Moriarty is charming and roguish, but I found out he's not even in the Andrew Lane books at all, so basically they just made up the entire plot; the Lane books featured 14 year old Sherlock, not this 19 year old at Oxford. As long as they're not following any book, can they please just write young Watson into it next season? Please let me have young John meeting Sherlock and having, I don't know, drama about his alcoholic brother. Make it a homoerotic love triangle even. Just stop the queerbaiting please and actually make the gayness text.

Or else Guy Ritchie can finally give us a third movie with Downey and Law.

Meanwhile I've been getting into old-time radio shows, such as the 1952 BBC series starring Carleton Hobbs and Norman Shelley. I still haven't finished the CBS Radio Mystery Theater shows from 1977-1982, starring Kevin McCarthy and Court Benson. It's going to take a while to get through all episodes of both.

I wish some TV show would try adapting all 60 stories again. Nobody's tried to since Granada failed. I think they're afraid of comparisons to Jeremy Brett, but it's been decades now. Remember that Granada's last few episodes were not faithful and were largely rewritten due to Brett's health problems. There's scope to redo those stories accurately. David Suchet's Poirot hasn't stopped people trying to do Agatha Christie adaptations lately. Please someone try, or at least do a new episodic TV show like the 1954 Ronald Howard series with a mix of canon stories and original plots. Something like that.

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Going Crazy

Apparently the Oscars are tonight. I don't care unless somebody makes a political statement. This is also the Ides of March, for those who know Roman history. I've mentioned it several times before, but am sure I'll be disappointed again like in 2024 when I hoped that someone would stop Israel's war crimes. The Senate is going to vote on the awful SAVE act to suppress voting, and I'm worried.

More locally, the city council runoff election to replace Junior Ezenou was yesterday and the unofficial results (all I could find) seem to indicate that the MAGA candidate won. (It's technically a non-partisan race, but I was told he's MAGA.) So disappointing.

Meanwhile, my smoke alarm has been beeping for several days, and I've replaced many batteries in various alarms, but it still keeps beeping! It seems to be coming from the hallway, but the smoke alarm there is WIRED; it has no replaceable battery. So what am I supposed to do? Last time I tried to buy a new alarm it was discontinued and had a weird adapter cable not available in regular stores.

I also tried a new recipe lately, sort of a tuna mac & cheese in a pot rather than a casserole. It turned out pretty good, though the pasta stuck to the bottom of the pot.

Friday, March 6, 2026

Political shakeups

Well the Texas primaries are over and we have a result in some races, while other races are going to runoff. Ok fine I'll vote for Talarico in the general, but I sure hope we get a bigger blue wave than we did for Beto's senate run. We've tried charismatic white guys reaching out to independents before. I guess Jasmine will have time to ponder what she'll do after her House term ends. I'm glad we still have her to fight for us for now. A stupid, evil war on top of eveything else...

Meanwhile, Junior Ezenou surprised once again by unseating Chris Turner in District 101. There was nothing wrong with Chris in my opinion, and I wish I could have voted for him, but the GOP redrew districts to screw everybody. When Ezenou quit his Grand Prairie job to run, he left a vacant position on the City Council that still hasn't been filled. There was an election to replace him, but it went to a runoff, and early voting has started I believe. I hope voters don't get confused with all these elections taking place, to think "I already voted on that."

Also the thunderstorms caused a power blackout and I came home to find my Tivo Bolt OTA flashing lights as if its hard drive is fried. I tried to reboot it and search online forums for a fix, but nothing helps. And now since Tivo went to software only and is not selling hardware, I can't find any support articles other than this troubleshooting page that tells me to Chat with them if it's still not working. But the chat is AI-powered and just points back to the article on flashing lights. So I guess it's fucked for good. I tried unplugging the Bolt and going back to antenna TV, but my Tivo Stream 4K dongle asked for the Bolt to be plugged back in. Maybe I can move another Tivo Bolt from a different room to there? I don't know. I gotta figure this out, but like, this is stuff I don't have time to deal with on a weekday!