Sunday, December 29, 2019
Final Star War
SPOILERS BELOW
Friday, December 20, 2019
Impeachmas and more
I didn't feel up to watching the Democratic debate last night. I just want the field to narrow, and Tulsi needs to fucking get out of the race after her pathetic "present" vote.
The final Star Wars movie is out this weekend, but I'll probably avoid the crowds for a couple of weeks. Not sure how they'll include Leia one last time, and I hope that Rose Tico will show up, though the reviews have only talked up Rey, Finn, and Poe.
For now, I watched Frozen 2, and it was all right, but I didn't like most of the songs. "Into the Unknown" was good, but "The Next Right Thing" was too long. And did we really need to watch Kristoff do a cheesy music video about being "Lost in the Woods", doubting his love, when it was merely a misunderstanding not an actual argument between him and Anna? I mean, good on the writers trying to get more diverse with the native Enchanted Forest characters based on the Sambi people, but the cross-culture story still felt generic. The Honeymaren scenes were minuscule, barely qualifying her as a new friend, let alone a love interest. They're more acquaintances I guess.
I kept wondering who was the singing voice that Elsa heard. So the voice was the ice river itself, or Elsa's mother, or who? Unclear. And the whole thing about her being the 5th element makes no bloody sense. I hate that "water has a memory" stuff because even though it made for cool ice sculpture moments frozen in time, it reeks of that homeopathic crap about water retaining a memory of the healing stuff that they vastly dilute. I'm grumpy and disappointed.
Tuesday, December 10, 2019
Midlife Crisis
Plus all they keep talking about is each Earth dying, but what about other fucking planets like Krypton, Mars, etc? It's supposed to be entire fucking universes dying, not one damn planet! Stupid damn crossovers with too many characters and too little actual work to do. Stop doing these pointless things. Why can't this be over already?
Friday, December 6, 2019
Merry Impeachment
I'm sad that Kamala Harris dropped out of the race, as she was my favorite, tied with Elizabeth Warren. But she had a great response to Trump, saying she'd see him at the trial. Plus I'm sure whoever wins will consider Kamala for VP or Attorney General. But fuck off to the billionaires just now buying into the race. We're trying to cut down the field, not add to it, and nobody needs your centrist, big-business policies. Spend your billions on defeating gerrymandering or something like that.
Meanwhile Beto O'Rourke finally made himself useful in pushing to flip the Texas House seats so that we can be in control of redistricting. People keep wanting him to run for Senate, but we've already got MJ Hegar running for that, so it's good that Beto is helping out Texas as a whole, rather than checking out entirely of the 2020 elections. Let the Texodus of Republicans continue!
Movie business and TV
Meanwhile, the new Mulan trailer is out, and the discussion of phoenixes makes me crave seeing it all the more. After the black phoenix in Maleficent 2, I'd like to see a proper flame-colored phoenix. The Hong Kong protests resulted in great election results for them, so I don't feel as bad about not boycotting the movie. Maybe I'll feel differently by March.
On TV, Black Lightning finally got a win. The occupation storyline in Freeland has been very frustrating and slow, though I did like Tobias Whale having to argue with Odell and Dr Stewart instead of berating underlings again. The mind-wiped Khalil did horrible stuff, but at least he wasn't stuck in a repetitive story with Tobias again. I'm not sure how the crossover will fit in next week, but we'll see. It's dumb to break up the five nights between December and January. So dumb.
Nancy Drew also took a turn when the writers apparently decided the sheriff should not be an adversary but a partner who is an expert on spirits as well, with a whole trunk of Native gear in his office. Nancy also confronted her father who gave her some story about covering up Lucy's murder out of fear, and then moving to Europe for "the first year of your life" which contradicts prior flashbacks showing Nancy as a toddler, not a baby, witnessing her parents with the trunk containing the bloody dress. It also contradicts what Nick said about the payment being sent through a shell company and not sent the usual way that the Hudsons paid Carson Drew for non-murder lawyering. I like the Scooby gang, but I'm getting frustrated with the show always leaning on supernatural detours instead of proper mysteries. Maybe I'll drop the show.
Monday, December 2, 2019
Rewatches
Starting with his father's death, George gives up so much, never going to college or his honeymoon. He even lets his brother Harry take another job, even though there was no true crisis at that moment, so maybe it could be argued that George subconsciously wants to be a martyr making sacrifices for people or is actually scared that traveling the world and trying to find another job would actually be a disaster. On the other hand, George Bailey is such a saint that, even in the midst of a tense emotional moment with Mary while on the phone, George has the presence of mind to insist that Sam Wainwright open his new plastics factory in Bedford Falls instead of Rochester.
Seeing It's a Wonderful Life again reminded me of when I was in high school, a teacher brought up the movie and explained the scene with the run on the bank. I hadn't ever understood before how the Bailey Building & Loan was different than Potter's bank. I just assumed it was down to Potter's villainy and the Great Depression, but it's also a difference in the financial institutions themselves. I found a couple of articles about this economic aspect, explaining how banking laws have changed since the 1940s, making smaller banks vulnerable to getting bought up and how Potter totally got away with keeping the $8000 that Billy accidentally handed to him. George Bailey runs his Building & Loan almost as a not-for-profit, making very little to build those Bailey Park houses.
Saturday, November 30, 2019
Hyped Out
Frozen 2 is out now, but I haven't seen it yet, wanting to avoid crowds and preferring to get into Knives Out first. Anyway, I haven't seen Frozen 2, but have read a couple of articles debating whether Elsa has a new female love interest. But if you have to debate it, then it's still too ambiguous, isn't it? It's subtext like in Xena, Warrior Princess or it's queer baiting, wanting the cachet of being progressive without actually being brave enough to make it clear and indisputable. I mean, back in the 1990s, I settled for that kind of subtext slash and Joey/Chandler jokes, but it's fucking 2019 now. Do we really have to settle for "if you squint, you can see it" representation? Disney is an entertainment behemoth. If even they aren't brave enough to risk a boycott from China or from anti-gay rightwingers who panic about their kids seeing anything non-hetero, then what hope is there for smaller Hollywood studios to take a leap? I say, either pull the trigger or stop teasing with your stupid "gay moments" and nameless characters in the background. Give us substance, not overblown hype. Surely somewhere in their multiple brands/properties there's room for more diversity and progressive values?
As for TV, the marketing for the big "Crisis on Infinite Earths" crossover has been nonstop for weeks. The more guest stars they announce, the more I feel they are desperate and stupid and gimmicky throwing in all these Supermen and Batmen. It's probably just going to amount to lots of cameos and maybe even another incomplete story pointing to next year's crossover. I'll watch it for the sake of Batwoman and Black Lightning, but I'm getting tired of this hype.
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Knives Out
Anyway, aside from the non-diverse cast perpetuating the idea that cozy mysteries have to take place in predominately white, wealthy settings, it was a good mystery. Marta as a woman of color is given a prominent role as Harlan's nurse and the sole beneficiary of his will. Her gimmicky quirk of always vomiting when she lies is part of the comedy, but is also a reason for Blanc to trust her and treat her as his "Watson" while investigating. The old mansion is full of creepy statuary and puppets, reminding me of the house full of macabre tricks in Sleuth, and there's a chair with knives displayed around it akin to the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones. We also get references to other whodunits like Murder She Wrote and Marta's sister watching another mystery on her laptop. We're all hungry for a good murder. Overall, the film reminded me of The Last of Sheila, too, which I recently saw on TV.
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
Charlie's Angels
I also liked the nods to the previous TV show and movies. During John Bosley's retirement party, we see photoshopped pics of Patrick Stewart's character with all the previous Angels we know of, and the voice of Charlie still sounds like John Forsythe, even though the actor is dead. Apparently they got a sound-alike voice, and I wasn't sure if the movie would address whether the character Charlie Townsend was gone, but they did, in a reveal during the credits, when we see someone using a voice modulator to make the Charlie voice for the phone call. So just like Bosley became a rank and not an individual person, the title "Charlie" has been passed on to a successor. I love it, and there are fun cameos from other women who are Angels.
The plot with the Calisto weapon was twisty, and they did fool me about who the traitor was. Only thing I didn't really like was the weird "The Saint" guy at the safe house who was in charge of the Angels' food, health, psychiatry, and yet also the gadgets and weapons. Way too much stuff into one character, and were they trying to reference Roger Moore's character Simon Templar with that Saint name? (shrug) Overall, a good, entertaining popcorn movie.
Sunday, November 17, 2019
The Warrior Queen of Jhansi
The movie dramatizes the Rani's life and how she fought the British East India Company as one of the leaders of the Indian Mutiny of 1857. It's a little bit of a mixture between legend and historical fact. The cast has some British actors, such as Rupert Everett as Sir Hugo Rose, the army commander, and Nathaniel Parker as Sir Robert Hamilton, apparently a civilian Company man and major shareholder. Derek Jacobi plays the Prime Minister in some scenes with Queen Victoria. Those scenes include the Queen's Indian favorite, but this character is actually a fictionalization of the Victoria's later patronage of Abdul Karim, which didn't begin until 1887. So that's a little artistic license so that they can have Victoria be sympathetic to the Indian cause, even though she doesn't really have any power in government to make the Prime Minister do anything.
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Too early for winter
I hope The Good Place's finale will be good too, but this first half of the season has been baffling and meandering. I thought they would use Simone for more stuff, but there's been too much Brent. I don't know what they're gonna do when they come back for midseason.
As for movies, Last Christmas is out now, but November still feels far too early to me for a Christmas movie, so I went to see Jojo Rabbit instead. The satire of Nazis was funny, though the darkness of war remains present. We glimpse people left hanging in the town square a couple of times, and there's a big battle scene when the Allies take Berlin. I'm not up on my WWII history, so I didn't realize what the "Free Germany" slogan meant, and I didn't catch that the Russian army was rounding up German prisoners including Jojo at the end. In all the talk of Jojo's sister Inga being dead, I didn't catch that it was from influenza, and thought there was some mystery about that. I'm not sure whether Taika Waititi was implying that Captain K and his assistant Finkel are covertly gay, because they look at each other a certain way and also come up with flamboyantly colored uniforms. That's a little weird that they would continue supporting Germany and don't feel relieved when they're delegated to desk jobs during the remainder of the war. Also, Captain K gets small moments of goodness, such as when he doesn't expose Elsa to the Gestapo and when he saves Jojo's life after the Russians catch them. I mean, I understand that humans are not all good or all bad, but why should this particular Nazi out of all the farcical Nazis in the film get humanized?
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Thursday, November 7, 2019
Harriet
I liked the movie a lot, though it puzzlingly focused a lot of time on Harriet's former owners the Brodesses. The son Gideon grew up with "Minty" as she was called then, and he makes racist analogies about slaves as pigs. Even after Minty escapes to the North and renames herself Harriet, we often see glimpses of the Brodess family struggling financially and trying to keep their other slaves from escaping. The movie builds up to a personal confrontation between Harriet and Gideon, and the plot revolves around it so much that when this climax finally happens, it seems to create an early, false ending. The rest of the movie spends too little time on the Combahee river raid, then Harriet rejoining her family after the war. I wish this had been a biopic that covered more of her life post-Civil War so we could see the complete picture.
Thursday, October 24, 2019
Some things never change
Meanwhile I've finished reading a book called Harriet and Isabella, historical fiction about two of the Beecher sisters. They had a falling out due to their brother Henry Ward Beecher's adultery scandal, and they mourn the loss of their relationship as Henry dies in 1887. The book explores their long estrangement and the adultery scandal, which also involved famous feminists like Victoria Woodhull, Susan B. Antony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton. Due to Harriet's fame as the author of Uncle Tom's Cabin, and Isabella's commitment to suffrage, the book also touches on topics like slavery, fame, Gilded Age capitalism, feminism, free love, and spiritualism. Other Beecher siblings, as well as their father Lyman Beecher, are mentioned in the book, but the focus is mostly on Harriet and Isabella.
Maybe it's clearer in print than in the ebook, but sometimes it got confusing when the point of view switched back and forth between the sisters. Other than that, it was an engrossing read. I felt that Harriet was close minded and blind in her insistence on blind loyalty to Henry. I feel that Henry was guilty, but a hypocrite. He was also still a spoiled boy coddled by his older sisters, and used to getting his way. Too many people were fiercely invested in the idea that if he was guilty, then his brand of compassionate religion would be tainted and destroyed with him. So they just couldn't let that happen, and the apologists would make scapegoats and pariahs out of people like Isabella, who dared to suggest that Henry wasn't morally perfect and innocent. The alleged affair with Elizabeth Tilton was supposedly consensual, but Henry Beecher was still an authority figure in her life, and the story of how he was left alone with her while she was vulnerable to pressure her into retracting the adultery charge is fishy as hell.
After #metoo, it does remind me of many men like Les Moonves or fucking Brett Kavanaugh who act like they did nothing wrong even in the face of multiple accusations. Acting like they're being destroyed when they're still sitting there all wealthy and untouched and unjailed. So damn brazen about their victimhood, like Harvey Weinstein trying to "find solace" after "his life turned upside down." Fuck him.
Anyway, it was a good book about an iconic American family.
Tuesday, October 22, 2019
Magical Jason Bateman
Like Gob, his mouth moves whenever the dummy talks, and he gets a little crazy talking to the puppet. Nobody likes his corny jokes and manic laughter.
So, claiming that Clifford is "holding him back", Dave tries magic:
He needs an assistant for his swords stuck in the box trick, and soon persuades his Aunt Sandy to get in, with the usual sitcom hi-jinks. Love this episode, even though this is the B-plot compared to the Cyrano plot with his twin brothers.
ETA: Well, apparently Giphy took down my Gifs. I don't understand how they host tons of other clips from TV shows, but apparently those were no-go. Oh well.
Saturday, October 19, 2019
Maleficient 2
Thursday, October 17, 2019
Oh no!
Anyway, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that AOC would endorse Bernie yesterday, since she described herself as a Democratic Socialist all along, but I was annoyed that Ilhan Omar did as well. At least the other two Squad members declined to endorse anyone. They're not a monolith at all.
So the latest Nancy Drew continued the jump scares with dead Lucy, and I really wish they'd stop doing that. At least reserve it for a big revelation. They also seem to be implicating Nancy's parents in dead Lucy, because they both were digging up the trunk when Nancy was little. Are they guilty or just covering up for someone? The whole Sea Bucket ceremony was whacko. Who would do that? And it's so easy to just pour dye or something red in somebody's bucket to give them a scare, what with them leaving it outside their porch all night, so why do it?
Meanwhile Black Lightning is disjointed once again. Resurrecting not only Lala but also Khalil, even after making such a big deal about his death last season. They'll probably get back to Tobias Whale later too, once they play out this ASA/Markovian takeover thing. There was a hint about Grace Choi, but nothing after; it's annoying how they keep teasing this but never developing her.
Tuesday, October 15, 2019
Fall TV Impressions
I kinda like Stumptown too, though I missed an episode and wonder if her brother is going to be more than just a stereotype. They're implying something happened with their parents, but I'm not familiar with the comic backstory. I'm not sure if the casino owner Sue Lynn Blackbird is going to recur as an adversary or eventually warm up to Dex.
I liked the Batwoman pilot, but unfortunately missed the 2nd episode. I forgot to set the season pass, and need to clear some more space on my Tivo anyway. As for returning shows, I'm relieved that Supergirl is back into comics/fantasy rather than trying to parallel real politics again. Last season was just too depressing and all over the place. Leave that to Black Lightning, which I hope will be more coherent than last season. They still haven't given up their long episode titles.
Ramblings
I've distracted myself with various projects like fingerknitting, sewing, and even bleaching my hair so I can dye it. I've lost some interest in Lego lately in favor of Barbie. It seems that Mattel keeps trying to keep Barbie in the news with releases like the gender-neutral Creatable World dolls. I think it's an interesting concept, though I saw that the long wigs fit imperfectly over the short hair. And $30 for a kit, even with all the clothes, seems expensive. On the other hand, that's the price that most Barbie Francie reproduction dolls go for, and I was willing to pay that for a gift. Barbie also had other releases such as the Rosa Parks doll and the Sally Ride doll, also going for $30. Still no Chloe Kim doll, though. Other Asian dolls I find just don't look convincing.
Anyway, I can't splurge on all of these things at once, so I'll have to wait on that. Meanwhile, I got a Liv doll to experiment with. I love the joints, but their heads are just so damn big. But rebodying dolls means having to match skin tones, or else try to change the color, when I can't find a good clear primer for vinyl and plastic.
Monday, September 30, 2019
Colorful History
Meanwhile the new TV season has started to premiere. My TV antenna didn't cooperate, though, so my Tivo recordings came out messed up and I missed a couple of shows I wanted to see. I have to try to get by on recaps until I can find repeat airings. Or maybe I'll have to see if the websites will let me stream the episodes I missed.
Also I've read some new books lately with some Asian representation in them. The Downstairs Girl is historical fiction about a Chinese-American girl working as a maid in post-Reconstruction Atlanta. The book points out that a lot of Southern planters imported Chinese labor to replace slaves after Emancipation. While Jo Kuan secretly lives in a former Underground Railroad cellar, she decides to anonymously write an advice column for the newspaper upstairs. There are also some mysteries about the parents who abandoned her, and other people in town, but it's not a murder-mystery like other period books I read. I enjoyed it a lot, though, as a love story and coming of age drama. The race and class issues are tackled well, along with the white feminists discriminating against women of color who want the same things.
Another unusual book I read was Murder on Millionaires' Row, set in Gilded Age New York. The protagonist is an Irish maid who decides to investigate the disappearance of her British employer. This fantasy mystery is brimming with Victorian cliches like Freemasons, Pinkertons, ghosts, alchemy, etc. It's all blended with the author's special mythology about magic, witches, and "luck", special powers that some families inherit, enabling them to accumulate wealth and power as the Astors and Rockefellers of the world. I usually don't venture that far into fantasy realms, but this one was pretty enjoyable, and the story also features a black cook and a Chinese friend whose father owns a shop of exotic potions and more. It is nice seeing more period tales where the characters aren't all white, especially since immigrants of all races have been blending into America's melting pot for hundreds of years. They were there in history, and they should be there in our fiction too.
Friday, September 20, 2019
Up in the Air
Meanwhile, SNL fired that new hire after all the controversy about his racism and offensive jokes. Glad that finally got resolved, but now I'm so disappointed in Justin Trudeau's blackface photos. It's so stupid of him to, as an adult, have done this 3 times, and moreover to not have volunteered this information back during Ralph Northam's controversy. If he'd confessed then, it might have mitigated things somewhat and not put his re-election at risk. Northam never resigned, and apparently his voters wanted him to stay because other options are worse. I wonder if Canadians will think the same and let Trudeau slide on this too. I don't know.
Anyway, the Israel election resulted in no party having enough seats to form the majority, and it could take weeks to resolve who is prime minister. But Benny Gantz declared victory, and I hear he promised not to form a government including Netanyahu. I hope he sticks to this promise, and that Netanyahu will finally be indicted for his corruption. I haven't liked his warmongering either, and can only hope a "unity" government can be less rightwing, though I admit I don't know how different Gantz will be.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
Weighing Things
Meanwhile, the Hong Kong protests continue because only one of their demands were met. I'm not sure how long these protests will last or if they'll be successful in getting reforms. The results might be mixed like the Arab Spring a few years ago. In August, the star of the live-action Mulan posted something on Chinese social media supporting the police instead of the protestors, so people started calling to boycott the film because of that. Her comment reminds me of Gal Gadot's comments in support of the Israeli army, not the Palestinians being brutally repressed. I didn't like that either, but the film itself was financially successful in spite of that. It was important for that film to succeed to make Hollywood stop shying away from female-led films and female directors. With the new Mulan, there are similar issues at play about diversity. It might still be important to support the movie to make sure the new Asian trend doesn't fade away.
I'm guessing that the boycott might be forgotten by March when the film is released, because after all, proposed boycotts didn't take down Wonder Woman. So ultimately it comes down to a personal ethical decision of whether I can put aside politics for the art. For some people I can do that; for others, I find that the person is too repugnant for me to put controversy aside. Like, I don't even want to watch Johnny Depp anymore, but Hollywood keeps casting him in stuff anyway, so that's frustrating. It's similar to my decision to see Avengers movies when Black Widow was part of the ensemble cast but not to support the solo movie due to the actress's stupid casting decisions. I don't know yet if I really can stay away from Mulan, in favor of other movies that have Asian casts like the new Marvel superhero, or the Crazy Rich Asians sequel. I'll have to think about it more.
Monday, September 2, 2019
Movies to Come
Still no announcement of a release date for the Miss Fisher movie, either. Come on, Acorn! I've got to see Phryne again. Also hope that Mr. Malcolm's List is still going forward as a feature film.
I've seen some movie trailers for a new kids movie called Abominable (this is like the 3rd or 4th yeti movie in the past few years). I was going to pass on this since I've already seen a good yeti movie, but this one actually has an Asian protagonist, and her other, non-Yeti friends are also Asian. So great, and she even gets dumplings from her Nai Nai. As much as I enjoyed Smallfoot's compelling portrayal of cultural conflicts between yeti and humans, I did notice how the main human characters were white or foreigners visiting Tibet. No natives with speaking parts. So I guess I'll see Abominable and hope it will be good too.
Labor Day weekend
Meanwhile Dorian mostly spared Puerto Rico but headed north to the Bahamas. Sad that most people didn't care until its projected path started turning toward mainland US. I don't know how bad this hurricane season will get, but it's certainly no time to be stealing disaster relief funds to build a goddamn border wall.
Well, with fall getting closer, maybe Texas weather will cool off some more. I'm currently knitting a sweater with those new finger-looping yarns. Might be a fad, but I like how easy it is to change colors and bind off.
Friday, August 23, 2019
Modern Mysteries
Speaking of modern mysteries, I've read a few of the Aunty Lee mysteries set in Singapore. I don't always like the meandering way the author's plots flow, but I do like some of the characters in the books. Aunty Lee's Chilled Revenge is apparently based on a real life internet controversy about a British woman adopting a dog and then euthanizing it instead of returning it to the shelter; there was outrage from animal activists and "Justice for Tammy" slogans. The plot of the novel fictionalizes this incident and has the British woman return to Singapore to file a lawsuit against animal activists who criticized her. Aunty Lee's friend Commissioner Raja says that the death threats and doxxing of the "puppy killer" was going too far, but on the other hand, the British woman gets overly defensive and hysterical instead of just apologizing. It's an interesting take on modern internet culture, though I found some parts slow and repetitive to read, especially when I figured out the twist about the murder victim.
Friday, August 16, 2019
Dora the Explorer
By the way, Last Christmas also stars Henry Golding and Michelle Yeoh, so I'll probably see it for the mini-reunion. Anyway, it's been incredibly hot in Texas this August, with only a brief cooling rain this week. Better escape to an air-conditioned movie again.
I saw Dora and the Lost City of Gold, and it was very enjoyable. The beginning shows young Dora playing with her cousin Diego in the jungle, implying that their cartoon adventures were all in their imagination, though Dora insists that Boots the monkey really can talk. Ten years later, teenage Dora is still narrating her adventures while using a GoPro camera, presumably for a blog. Then her parents send her to America to attend high school with Diego, but thankfully we move past the school stuff once she and other students get kidnapped to South America. I did find it weird and convenient that Dora and the others were rescued by Alejandro, and he later drops the hint "I'm a bad guy" but the kids think he's just being hysterical then. I did become suspicious by that point and was glad I was right in the end. The adventure is Indiana Jones-lite with jungle puzzles and even a magical Incan goddess. I liked that the teens were well educated and could comment on stuff like European colonialism and Inca aqueducts. There's even a great sequence where, high on hallucinogenic flowers, the characters start seeing themselves as Dora cartoon characters. That's a nice nod to the original kids show.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
Walk Away
Anyway, some liberals want to convince Beto to go run for Senate. NO!! It's too late!! I do think he should drop out of the crowded Presidential race, because he's not doing much good there, but MJ Hegar is already running for Senate, and I think it would be pretty rotten for him to suddenly jump in now. Beto shouldn't have abandoned Texas in the first place, but it's too late for him to backtrack now. I'd rather he just drop out and put his support solidly behind our Texas Dems who are running for Cornyn's seat and Will Hurd's and Kenny Marchant's. Hopefully a lot of Texas Republicans will retire soon. There's been a slowly building exodus at the national level too. If we can get rid of enough of the GOP, we could finally pass some gun control; I hate that the NRA is only weakened but not dead enough for us get something done.
I'm sure other 2020 candidates need to stop running too, and maybe run for their Senate races. But I wouldn't actively lecture them without knowing about their own states, and local candidates. Beto, take this opportunity to drop out and go back home to El Paso. After such a tragedy, it would be perfectly understandable that you'd find campaigning too much and want to do something local. Want to hold more rallies against the continued family separations at the border. There's nothing wrong with you stepping back for a few years like Wendy Davis did until things are more favorable to try another state run. People puffed up Beto's ego too soon, comparing him to Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln. But he needs to stop chasing the White House and do something else. Anything but fucking it up for MJ Hegar.
Sunday, July 28, 2019
The Farewell
Awkwafina did great with both the humor and the emotional drama. The other actors were wonderful too, as the family grew increasingly tense and anxious around Nai Nai, and they discussed the differences in East and West views of what burdens a family must bear. Nai Nai's sister tells Billi that Nai Nai lied to her husband when he was dying too, so why should she be angry with them for lying about her lung cancer? In fact, the movie begins with Nai Nai calling Billi from a hospital and she lies to her granddaughter that she's visiting a relative at their house. There are after all numerous white lies we tell our loved ones every day, with good intentions.
I'm hopeful that more Asian American movies will get made now, and this won't just be a passing fad that's forgotten like Joy Luck Club years ago. Crazy Rich Asians was a luxurious, over-the-top fantasy, but there should be room for all kinds of Asian stories now.
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Politics
Meanwhile, the UK has chosen a new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson. Is he going to make Brexit even worse? I can't keep up with it anymore.
There was an article about Al Franken, stirring up all his apologists again, saying the scandal was drummed up by Republicans and we fell for the trick. That was ONE of his accusers. There were many others. I hate everybody minimizing his groping and harassment as just humor and misunderstandings. Yes, it's not rape, but it's still creepy behavior done without consent. What, do they want Franken to run again? Fuck no! Don't take him back. You wouldn't take back Louis C.K., would you? Don't you have any moral principles, or is it just partisanship for you? Make them fucking go away and be quiet. I'm sick of guys thinking they can just wait it out and re-emerge like nothing happened. Fuck them! It's bad enough we can't get rid of the rapist in the White House or the Supreme Court, but to have so-called progressive men get off scot free as well is beyond shitty. Egomaniacs and false allies who were only pretending to be on our side, only when it suited them. Fuck off! And I wish their apologists would shut up and move on to something actually helpful.
Monday, July 22, 2019
Phase 4
Plus they're rebooting Blade with Mahershala Ali. I never saw the original vampire movies, but have heard they were good precursor of a black superhero prior to Black Panther. Is Phase 4 finally going to be really diverse in both actors and directors? They've been so slow to get to this level of inclusion. I hope they don't squander it.
I'm still not going to watch every Marvel movie because Scarlet Johansson has burned too many bridges for me to support Black Widow anymore. Plus I'm so damn sick of Spiderman and hate the weird thing with the adults making the teenager responsible for Iron Man's legacy, etc. Stop putting crazy pressure on a kid!
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Movies
As for other movies, I don't want to see Toy Story 4, because Pixar has to stop going back to this well; they need to leave endings alone and move on already. Other studios keep having revivals of franchises that are decades old too. I'm kind of curious about the new Lion King because I did love Favreau's Jungle Book. But then I remember how stupid and illogical it is for prey animals to bow down to their predators in Lion King, and how unfair it is for the hyenas to be depicted as greedy villains who devastate the lands. It's like how the Western ranchers demonized wolves as pests to be exterminated, leaving a giant hole in the ecosystem for years. In real life nature, there's no good or bad animals; it's just life and survival. I wonder if it will be worse to see this imaginary human-made political kingdom grafted onto CGI photorealistic animals like it's pretending to be a nature documentary instead of a fantasy. I've been ambivalent about the original film for years, and this remake probably isn't going to update the parts I didn't like before. I did watch the recent Aladdin and enjoyed most of it except some slow parts and prolonged dancing scenes.
In this unending summer heat, an escape to an cool movie theater is very refreshing, but I wish the selection of movies were better. When is the new Miss Fisher movie going to arrive, or at least announce a release date?
There's always TV I guess, and PBS has a new kids show Molly of Denali about a girl in Alaska, and her friends and family. There was a good episode called "Grandpa's Drum" which mentioned how Molly's grandfather was sent away to the old Indian boarding schools where they tried to make kids be white and destroy their ties to their family and Native culture. Such a dark time, with lasting effects.
Monday, July 8, 2019
Disney Princesses
I don't miss Mushu the dragon. I HATED the stupid comic relief sidekick characters in Mulan, Aladdin (yes that means I hated the Genie), and other Disney films of the time. I found them belittling and demeaning to the main story. I don't really remember the songs in Mulan, either, so I don't really care if it's musical at all. It could be like the CGI Jungle Book, where they did just a couple of songs, but mainly the story was serious and dramatic. Really want this Mulan to be good. I wonder if we'll get new Disney dolls next year. Anything's better than the current Hasbro-made princess dolls with the fucked up tiny shoulders. Whereas Mattel's Barbie had a waist problem, Hasbro has its own issues with distorting human bodies.
Anyway, there was also an announcement about a black actress to play Ariel in the new Little Mermaid, followed by a racist backlash. So stupid! And trying to argue that she was Danish? She lives in the fucking water; she's not a land dweller, of any human country! And since Disney totally changed the story and ending from Hans Christian Anderson, there's no fucking need to use that source material for determining the character's race. (It's like saying Disney should go back to the Ice Queen roots instead of the new story they made in Frozen.) A mermaid is a magical being like a unicorn or fairy or even the sea witch Ursula. Anything is possible for a magical being, and there can also be different versions of the same being, such as the difference between European dragons and Chinese dragons. If the setting is the Caribbean, why can't Ariel be black? Tired of the pointless outrage.
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Past is Present
I also saw Rocketman this week, with Elton John's flamboyant concert performances, yet his personal life in a turmoil. Needing love and only getting abuse and a predatory manager using him for the money and power. Elton's brief marriage to a woman is shown as a misguided effort to try to clean up his life from drugs, alcohol, eating disorders, etc. but of course it didn't "cure" him. Some of the surreal fantasy elements of the movie were a little much, but it made possible touching moments like when he hugs his younger self Reggie as he lets go of self-hatred. It's a very personal look at life in the closet back then, and the loneliness arising from his mother's cutting remarks about him never finding real love while homosexual.
Meanwhile, the present continues to be horrific as well. Not learning the lessons of history, and the administration looking to reopen a former Japanese internment camp to house the migrant children. It's so outrageous that a fiction writer couldn't invent this stuff. We're supposed to be grateful that Trump changed his mind about this threats, even though he's such a chaotic, fickle liar, that of course he won't follow through on anything. What he's done already is bad enough.
The first debates of the Democratic candidates are coming soon. I really wish a lot of them would drop their campaigns and run for Senate instead. The field is too crowded. Boo to Beto abandoning us Texans, leaving MJ Hegar to fight for us instead. Will have to send her more money when I can.
Saturday, June 22, 2019
Chloe Kim barbie?
If it's not real, then FUCK YOU again to Mattel for teasing girls and women with all these dolls that you never ever FUCKING sell. I mean, even if it came out as a limited collector's edition for a high price, that would be better than pretending that you're going to sell, but not selling.
Saturday, June 1, 2019
Holmes and Watson at the theatre
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
Mr. Ratburn got married!
I'm sure there are still people saying "How dare they on a kids show" and all that, but I don't care anymore. Don't kowtow to the homophobes who object to the mere existence of gay people.
In contrast, I was hoping that Arrested Development would let Gob's coming out stick in season 5, or at least change to bisexuality, but it was frustrating instead. To have them do a "magic" reversal and end up back in the closet was so disappointing. Mere hints about a continued secret relationship is no way to affirm Gob's sexuality; it's a step backwards and it lends credibility to those who say "the Narrator said it was just friendship; no he's not really gay, just stupid." Fuck the writers for cowardly ambiguity.
Saturday, May 11, 2019
Speechless Cancelled
Among the new shows, the CW has ordered Batwoman to series as well as Nancy Drew. Finally! This is the third attempt to make a TV show about her in recent years. I'm glad they went back to the premise of her as a teen detective instead of an adult. I hope it will be good, and make up for the fact that I don't have Hulu and can't watch the new Veronica Mars episodes. Too many streaming options, and I don't want to have a dozen accounts.
Saturday, May 4, 2019
Cuatro done
I spent most of yesterday and today putting together a corner bookshelf only to find that one of the foot pieces totally doesn't fit. Then trying to get my Tivo wireless adapter working, and failing. Not my day.
Cinco de Mayo is tomorrow, but a local restaurant I know already had decorations up on Friday afternoon, apparently looking forward to a whole weekend of celebration. May the 4th also brought out all the Star Wars fans as well as AD fans celebrating Cinco de Cuatro.
I've got into Barbies lately and recently learned how to blowdry the doll's head so the vinyl gets soft, then I can pull out the ugly earrings and replace them with something else. I also was able to fix my Uhura doll's hair by cutting out the weird styrofoam bump they put under her overly gelled hair. But still I'm annoyed that Barbie advertises dolls as "fully articulated" when they don't have fucking ankles, which would make the whole issue of high heels vs. flats so much simpler. Oh well.
Monday, April 29, 2019
April showers done
Meanwhile, I'm trying to put together a Lego mariachi band, but need to get enough minifigures and instruments to do it. I ordered these custom mini violins but when I got them, they don't really fit the minifigures' hands. Why can't they design them better? I guess that's why real Lego doesn't make violins. They only make guitars, which do fit.
Anyway the Avengers movie is out, but I don't care about the team up movies anymore. I know that the Russo brothers directed again, but I haven't heard any spoilers that mention another Arrested Development reference like the staircar. Even if I cared to look for Easter eggs, I haven't got 3 hours of my life to spend on time-travel shenanigans, when I knew all along that they were going to find a way to undo the "dusting." No way were they going to leave Black Panther and others dead, and I rolled my eyes at the thought that people actually cried last year about the dusting. It's comics! Nobody's gonna stay dead. I mean, there are spoilers that some characters did die this time, but there's so much convoluted time-travelling stuff that it's difficult to really decide what timeline you're in. (Besides, they can always bring actors back for flashbacks, prequels, etc, and do more of their CGI de-aging stuff.) So yeah, I don't care enough about Marvel anymore, except for specific characters I like, such as Black Panther.
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
Kate Shackleton
Overall I liked the first book, and the writer skillfully places the 1916 flashbacks between the 1922 chapters. Nothing gets boring or tedious, because there's no unnecessary rambling; you can see right away what the plot point or character reason is for including that flashback. There's a lot of physical and emotional trauma in the book, what with the missing person, murders, and even a doctor treating war veterans for their postwar nightmares, but the book doesn't overindulge in psychobabble or other such extraneous crap from Maisie Dobbs. I look forward to continuing with this Kate Shackleton series. It's not as light and frothy, like with Daisy Dalyrmple always falling over bodies (she was doing it about once a month for the first dozen books), but the characters are enjoyable and the writing's great. I'm only puzzled by her repeatedly using the word "buffet" to mean a bench or seat, instead of a sideboard or table. I wonder if it's a British usage I don't know.
I've also read some Alyssa Maxwell mysteries lately, and they're pretty enjoyable so far. The Lady and Lady's maid series is set in post-WWI England as well, and there is a prominent love interest who is a wounded war veteran.
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Wild Nights with Emily
I've read Emily's poems and biography, and I've seen the previous film A Quiet Passion which also did not have a straightforward timeline. I remember being disappointed in that movie which focused on Emily's sister Lavinia and her friendships with other women, but hardly any on Susan Gilbert, her long-time friend, sister-in-law, and her neighbor. That film also emphasized the theory that Emily was pining away for some man, and felt self-pity about being a plain spinster. So yes, this Wild Nights movie is definitely an improvement by restoring Susan to Emily's life and counteracting the image of her never trying to get published during her lifetime.
However Wild Nights plays fast and loose with time, compressing it to include Mabel's husband David Peck Todd getting institutionalized, but this took place only in 1922, after the Todds moved away from Amherst (decades after Emily's death). In the 1880s, Mabel is kind of vague about Austin Dickinson being David's boss; David is an astronomer teaching at Amherst while Austin is treasurer of the college. In real life David was a philanderer and didn't care about Mabel's openly known affair with Austin; the movie is giving a weird, false impression that David was unaware of the affair or locked up and unable to interfere.
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
Friday, March 22, 2019
Phooey!
The beach house revelations about the Bluths are crazy and twisted, as expected, though annoying for how it upsets continuity. Even during the present 2015 time, the show can't be consistent, talking about Gob's two-week deadline to build a wall prototype, then a "month" when they want Fakeblock to make a profit, then Buster's trial in "3 weeks." Can't you even keep it straight for 1 episode? And what was the point of the Guilty Guys spending money eliminating suspects if they were just going to plea "guilty"? If they're so good at getting sentences, then why didn't they at least try to talk the 1st degree murder down to a lesser degree? Why the hell do we know more about the history and personality of those TV lawyers than we've ever got out of Lottie Dottie DA? All we get is Barry repeatedly calling her a "killer" who rarely loses, her singsong name, and Dustin Radler being her ex. No endless quirks to her like we had with Maggie Lizer or Jan Eagleman. If you really want us to be intimidated by a formidable opponent, you gotta flesh her out at least like a Wayne Jarvis.
Anyway, I'm also trying to find new mysteries to read now that I've run out Daisy Dalrymple books. I tried Maisie Dobbs, a psychologist and investigator in 1920s England, but the first book is so terrible. I thought we'd get interesting cases with her being a private eye, but no, the book emphasizes the "psychologist" part too much, and spends a dozen or so tedious chapters detailing her childhood and education, sponsored by a wealthy family, featuring a godawful condescending male teacher who speaks in riddles and effectively made Maisie Dobbs a special philanthropy project and experiment. I hate it! And the only two mysteries in the book are about a woman lying to her husband about her trips to a grave, and a pretty transparent cult/scam preying on wounded soldiers from WWI. And I have to question Maisie's or the narrator's morals when they seem so happy about lying and faking illness in the horses to save them from being conscripted for the war. Sure, nobody wants to lose their horses to the war; but why should you be special, and not make a sacrifice just like everyone else? Just because you're rich? And Maisie's talk with her wounded ex-love Simon was manipulative claptrap. You know what, Maisie, I DON'T forgive you for abandoning him and forgetting about him for years, only to suddenly grow a conscience after your case.
Honestly, the Daisy Dalyrmple books like Anthem for Doomed Youth, Daisy's fiancé Michael who was a conscientious objector, as well as a variety of wounded characters in several books, had far more affecting genuine emotion and moral complexity about the war than anything in Maisie Dobbs. Boo to a terrible writer and a terrible character! Even Unmentionables covered the war better, and I didn't like it that much.
Sunday, March 17, 2019
So many retcons
Plus the writers fucking retcon so many things for no reason at all. Season 5 shows the model home alone, surrounded by grass, when in season 4 there was an entire neighborhood of Sudden Valley homes. Then, even though the July 2nd parade ended with Buster's escape and Stan Sitwell being run over, Michael and the rest of the Bluths somehow went to the model home ignorant of those events until they saw them on TV. Moreover, they had set up a party already, expecting Buster to be released from jail, even though Michael didn't find out about Buster being released until Lotti Dottie, the DA told him DURING the parade. I thought that Lottie Dottie would go after Buster to punish him for escaping with Oscar, but the show brushes it aside as nothing but a $75 paperwork fine. They don't give a crap about him escaping early and injuring Stan Sitwell. So that makes Buster's plot with Oscar pointless. I mean, that's what makes the show so frustrating lately, because things don't matter, then they do, then they don't with the next rewrite. After all that crap about the photo of the staircar, and Lottie Dottie threatening to go after Buster if they found evidence...
Michael was working at Search in season 4 and early season 5, but now the show just wants him back running the Bluth Company, so George tells him they absorbed Sudden Valley, and Michael acts like he doesn't have to go back to work at Search at all. Then back at the Bluth Company (which he signed away all his rights to in season 4) Michael tries to get Fakeblock into the same building because he creepily wants to absorb GM into his life for 24/7 oversharing. I hate it and I hate that their conversations are so repetitive, boring, and include Rebel Alley because Mitch refuses to kill this damn plotline. Fuck you, Mitch!
SPOILERS FOR WHOLE SEASON
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Pi Day
I'm disappointed in Beto O'Rourke running for president. He's abandoning us Texans by not going after the other Senate seat. Maybe he's afraid he can't win that and he'd do better nationally, but it feels too soon for me. Well if he wants to jump into that crowded 2020 field, we'll see how he does against other Democrats. Maybe he can at least keep focus on the border wall and the detention camps. I hope somebody else steps up to run for Cornyn's seat. Was it Joaquin Castro who said he would?
Anyway, tomorrow is the Ides, so beware the new Arrested Development episodes. I've read a couple of reviews assuring us that there's closure, not cliff-hangers this time, but that overall the quality is just the same as the earlier season. More stuff about Tobias's fake family, the neverending wall, and Fakeblock, but no assurances about Tony Wonder coming back. I mean, I guess they could be trying to avoid spoiling a plot twist, but basically now I just want warning to prepare myself for an unhappy ending. I don't want shitty clips about Gob fumbling email just like he fumbles business phones. We got fucking murders and disappearances to worry about, and you think that shit is funny, Mitch? Tell me that you ended the Rebel Alley story at least, even if you insist on involving Ron Howard for more tiresome meta jokes. As expected, Lindsay is going to be absent too, which they're trying to spackle over using Debrie I guess. And the guest stars cast as younger Lucille and George probably mean they're going to explain the hints about a 1982 July 4th parade where Buster did something terrible that has to be kept secret. Yet another murder?
Thursday, March 7, 2019
Upcoming Movies
Meanwhile, Acorn bought the new Miss Fisher movie for its streaming platform. I hope that the theater release reaches me and that Acorn will sell a DVD to people who can't get their streaming service. A lot of fans funded the Kickstarter and will be hungry for it.
Speaking of 1920s lady detectives, I kind of wish somebody would make the Daisy Dalyrmple books into a TV show or movies, because the characters are so charming and I miss having light mystery shows without gore, serial killers, etc. Guess I'll have to settle for the latest Nancy Drew movie, since the repeated attempts at TV shows keep failing.
Thursday, February 28, 2019
Arrested Development
Meanwhile I'm more excited about Mr. Malcolm's List being made into a full movie.
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Movies
I really don't understand the obsession with "Shallow" or A Star is Born either. From the moment I watched the trailer I found both godawful annoying. Plus, the phrase is "the shallows" not "the shallow" if you're writing a metaphor about swimming in deeper waters. It bothers me pedantically, along with the fucking vague lyrics. I much prefer Lady Gaga's other music and resent the implication that being electronic or more pop-oriented means your music is "inauthentic", which seems to be the theme of the movie due to all the reviews and interviews about it. What a strange way to shame the female lead, when the oft-made movie is supposed to be about the alcoholic breakdown of the man due to jealousy about his wife's rising career. Why put down that career and make it seem like she shouldn't be happy for her success?
Anyway, I did go to see Lego Movie 2, hoping there'd be enough Lego Batman to make it worth it. It wasn't really worth it. I mean, he was there in the plot but didn't do anything really cool, nor did Lucy, and it was all bogged down with time travel. So, disappointed with that, I finally went to see that Into the Spiderverse movie. It was more charming, and its message was that "anyone can wear the mask" due to the multiple universes. Still, I do wish they'd stop remaking Spiderman so frequently, almost as often as Batman. I also recently enjoyed What Women Want, which was over the top at times, but still had some good lowkey moments with her father, as well as a gay romance in the background. Still would like more LGBT in the foreground, but at least Ali did right by promoting her assistant to agent. I hope March movies will be better, starting with Captain Marvel.
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Crowded Field
Meanwhile Beto O'Rourke hasn't declared for anything though he did the march/rally in El Paso and has given interviews. I hope he'll run for Cornyn's seat instead of abandoning Texas so soon. I heard Joaquin Castro is interested too, if Beto doesn't run for Senate again.
I was also very disheartened by the attacks on Ilhan Omar for her tweets against AIPAC. She was accused of being anti-semitic and racist for attacking a pro-Israel lobby. Why the fuck has Israel got such a hold on American politics, that people disingenuously equate attacking a country's government with attacking a race? If people complain about Theresa May and the disastrous Brexit deal, they are not being "anti-British" or "anti-Caucasian." Plenty of Jewish people don't like Israel's apartheid treatment of Palestinians. There's also that virulent characterization of BDS boycott as antisemitic too. As long as the fucking US government is going to send my taxpayer money to fund Israel's illegal occupation and war crimes, then I have the right as a citizen to protest and try to keep from sending any more money to them or to companies based in the stolen territories.
So far, Ilhan Omar has not been hypocritically forced to resign, and just now a new Democrat has won a special election in Virginia after similar hysteria over his anti-Israel comments. So hopefully people aren't scared off of voting for Muslims or Palestinians.
Sunday, February 3, 2019
They Shall Not Grow Old
Anyway, the depiction of the British soldiers showed a lot of faces with personality and lots of humorous moments as the soldiers coped with their unsanitary, makeshift conditions. With no toilets, the soldiers had to instead sit on a plank suspended above some holes in the ground. There was no privacy of an enclosed outhouse; this primitive lavatory was exposed, with several people using it at once. The documentary footage is also interspersed with some propaganda posters and newspapers cartoons of the war, helping to flesh out stories that they didn't have footage for. There were some hard to watch images of trench feet, dead horses and rats, etc, and it added to the drama about the horrors of war. There's also lots of footage and stories about captured German prisoners of war. The British soldiers often recognize that the Germans are kids like them, and that it's a shame that the war makes them foes. Overall, this is an affecting movie of the war, but with very few glimpses of regiments of color who also fought for Britain as part of the Empire. This is very much limited to the point of view of a white British soldier. I suppose it was originally tailored that way, since it was broadcast for UK audiences on their Armistice Day. But still, the UK was not, even back then, all white.
On TV, A Million Little Things finally gave some plot answers about Jon's suicide, but the melodrama of the subway stop vote seems like a distraction from the mumbo-jumbo about Jon taking out a second insurance policy called Rutledge with the guys as beneficiaries. What the fuck? Because of the whole suicide thing, I read up that insurance policies will pay out for suicide after two years have passed, just to make sure that the person didn't intentionally buy the policy so they could kill themself. But here Ashley is implying that either Jon knew he was screwed for two years and staked his entire family's welfare on the stupid subway vote and on a 2nd insurance policy, OR Jon only realized everything was screwed in the day before the vote and he somehow bought an insurance policy that day and killed himself the next day, even though no insurance would pay off that??!!! What the fuck is wrong with these writers and their convuluted suicide scenario? Jon, you're still an egotistical, reckless gambler, and Ashley you're still an asshole for not giving Delilah the envelope the day you found it. No, you weren't being "helpful" or trying to "save" the family and the house by secretly paying the loan out of Rutledge Trust. You were withholding truths they needed to hear, and not letting them prepare themselves and find other solutions to keep their fucking home! And fuck the tiresome Barbara Morgan mystery which continues to be unsatisfactory teases.
Sheesh. At least The Orville had a good episode of Claire and Isaac dating. Isaac has always been a clear knockoff of Data from TNG, but this relationship was really well done. A great way to give him more dimensions, and his grand gesture from "Singing in the Rain" was great.
Saturday, February 2, 2019
New Starts
I'm also going to spend much of my weekend moving files and things to a new laptop, because my old one is slowly falling apart, acquiring more slowdowns and malfunctions all the time. It is many years out of date, though I upgraded memory and operating systems to keep it going for years. It's not worth the trouble anymore.
Apparently the Superbowl is this weekend, though I never watch even for the commercials. This week has been the TCA press tour, and some TV shows got renewed recently. Oh, also Netflix announced that Arrested Development would finally release more episodes on March 15th. Finally. It's the Ides of March too, so I certainly will beware that the ending could be a total dud. I just hope Mitch learned his lesson and will not put in yet another cliffhanger or waste more time on stupid Rebel Alley. Just solve the Lucille Austero mystery and give us a good Blunder ending, even if you have to overdo the narration to make it happy and good. I don't care about the political satire border wall anymore and FUCK NO, I don't want Tracey to secretly be alive, out of left field. End the show respectfully and gracefully, Mitch, like you did season 3. (Or even "Beef Consommé" in season 1, when you didn't know if the show would last past 13 episodes.) Wrap it up and let it fucking go.
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Representation Matters
This reminds me of how Mattel made a big deal out of announcing 16 or so inspiring women Barbies for Women's Day, but only 3 of those dolls were ever offered for sale. What was the point of making all those diverse dolls like Chloe Kim, if you're not going to sell them to the Asian parents craving dolls to give to their daughters?
Anyway, on Black Lightning, they finally killed off Khalil after teasing several last-minute efforts to save him. I guess they finished their redemption arc on him, but I'm so relieved that the show's pace picked up with Henderson meeting Gambi, Grace reuniting with Annissa, and Tobias finally assembling a new team of henchmen. After his sister died and then Syonide died, all Tobias ever did was blame Khalil and terrorize him, expecting him to fill all roles including that of Lala who had also died. Everything slowed to a crawl, and the repetition of his bullying got old fast. Finally Tobias is moving forward with his evil plans and though he's still cruel, he's got more people now to spread his evil around. With Jennifer using her powers more, hopefully the show will be more watchable and less bleak. They've gotta find something to do with Lynn, though.
Monday, January 28, 2019
Shows
The Good Place's season finale finally brought back Simone, and I was so excited, but then Chidi wanted to do another mind-wipe. I hope next season won't be so much about love triangles. I want Jason/Janet and a real shot at Eleanor/Tahani even if it's just on the rebound, to cope with her grief without Chidi. I am glad that Judge Gen finally got to scold everybody and try to impose punishment on the outlaws. They were having consequence-free adventures for too long.
At the movies, I watched The Kid Who Would be King, an update on King Arthur starring teens and Patrick Stewart as Merlin some of the time. It was slow in some parts and incredibly earnest about its message of equality, honesty, and justice. Making a new Camelot by turning enemies into allies. Merlin also said that legends about chosen ones having special parents are not actually accurate, that Excalibur chose the person whose heart was worthy, not because of his royal bloodline. The younger actor who also played Merlin was pretty good, and his weird magical gestures seemed to make adults obey him instantly. There was some mumbo jumbo too about why all the adults disappeared at night each time Morgana's evil knights attacked. I liked how Stonehenge became a portal connected to other stone circles in Britain. The movie was often cute and funny.
Thursday, January 10, 2019
More Victorian Detectives
Hilda Wade on the other hand was a huge disappointment. I thought she might be fun, being a nurse, and that she'd be like Judith Lee, who had a regular job teaching deaf people but did her detection on the side. But no, Hilda Wade's book was maybe 40% mysteries then devolved into travel/adventure/revenge plot. It was a lame revenge plot to boot, not clever at all. SPOILERS below.
Saturday, January 5, 2019
Moving On
Meanwhile that Oscars controversy flared up again. I don't understand why Ellen is trying to get Kevin Hart reinstated. No more than I understand Elton John's misguided reaching out to Eminem years ago. Use your good karma for more important things. I don't see what's the point of even having a host at all, when they disappear very quickly from the show, and it's all just award presenters and montages and such. The whole award season is such a snooze.
Netflix still hasn't announced the release date of the final Arrested Development episodes. Why the fuck are they holding onto the back half of season 5 so long? Just get it over with for the few of us who still care about resolving the cliffhangers. Haven't we subscribers been loyal enough to get our niche viewing habits catered to? Just dump it already and let any controversy be buried among all the other shows/movies you got coming out. Mitch, if you're still doing last-minute tinkering to add Trump jokes or whatever, stop it! For fuck's sake, you owe us an ending after all these years.